of now, the 11th of November 2009, NIHILISTIC Distro
will exclusively use the services of SUBTERRA Mail and
INFRASPREAD, two new mail-carrying societies who make
their best to spread the mails and packages... Under
all your packages will travel under the soils, through
the sewers, gas and electricity subterranean ways, maintenance
tunnels for highways, trains and subways, in the middle
of the catacombs...
A good way to have cheaper prices
since these tunnels are currently very under-exploited!
And all your packages will remain in the deep underground!
(No traces of light or other un-dark anything on
your obscure CDs! Isn't that putridly perfect?)
might get a little longer if you live overseas or in
distant countries such as Philippines, Australia or
Falkland islands, because not so many tunels currently
exist under the oceans, and the quality of African undergrounds
might not always be the best... but don't worry! We
have good and experienced digging engineers! (We kick
their ass to get the best tunnel digging efficiency)...
we can offer a very good tracking thanks to our new
"GPS Track'hard" service: An unfed voracious
rat follows each of our carrying agent and will keep
you informed about the package's location anytime thanks
to its Gps necklace! (Each package means one rat, so
grouped orders get faster delivery! If the carrier brings
more than one package, he will be run after by more
than a rat and will be much faster!).
don't be afraid! Your package will surely arrive before
Christmas (Of next year). Just place an order and you
will surely get it... Just before you die!
to SUBTERRA Mail and INFRASPREAD for the new killer
opportunities! It really can't get any better.